oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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nayx:

if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips.  fart

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punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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banjiwitch:

being accused of being in the illuminati is the ultimate goal

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worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

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earthdad:

what happens when the geek gets aroused?

he gets a bonerd

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